In the handicap section at the fancy Walmart there are two cars with handicap permits

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 09/04/2018 at 14:57 • Filed to: Interesting cars at work

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Today I’ve been wasting time catching up on shopping that didn’t get accomplished over the long weekend. That meant and online order for store pickup at Home Depot, an Amazon order, and a late lunchtime stop over to the Fancy Walmart™ near my office (which gave me an excuse to pick up Chinese takeout).

Both this Maserati and the LX570 had the appropriate parking placards for their handicap spaces. They hung a wheel into the walkway but whatever. Good enough.

I also took the opportunity to call in a takeout order to the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! place !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! of a bunch of mechanic shops, crossfit, and other industrial type businesses.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Textured Soy Protein 09/04/2018 at 15:32

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“fancy WalM art”

Error. Does not compute.

Textured Soy Protein > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/04/2018 at 15:35

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This Walmart is in a fancy part of town, in a big complex with a garage, 24 Hour Fitness, restaurants , and some doctor’s offic es . It’s fancy ...f or a Walmart.

CalzoneGolem > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/04/2018 at 15:35

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Target

CalzoneGolem > Textured Soy Protein 09/04/2018 at 15:36

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What’s in those dumplings?

Ash78, voting early and often > Textured Soy Protein 09/04/2018 at 15:36

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I hope the Maserati owner gets the psychological help he needs. It’s nice to see him out on his own. Self-sufficiency is an important building block towards regaining dignity.

Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/04/2018 at 15:37

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They definitely exist. They have almost all the same stuff as a normal Walmart, but everything from flooring to light fixtures are much nicer than normal.

Textured Soy Protein > CalzoneGolem 09/04/2018 at 15:39

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Cabbage, carrots, tofu and cellophane noodles.

Kim Jong - Healthy > Textured Soy Protein 09/04/2018 at 15:41

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at my work, theres the handicap spot, that yellow grid, then a normal spot.

am I a dick for putting a wheel on the line of the yellow grid  so the guy to the right of me has more room to open the door? this saving my car from more door dings.

I drive a beamer, so i’m sure that’ll factor in since beamer owners are generalized as double parking anyplace they can.

CalzoneGolem > Textured Soy Protein 09/04/2018 at 15:43

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen these offered without meat. Also, mmmm cellophane noodles.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/04/2018 at 15:44

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They exist. You’ll be surprised.

facw > Kim Jong - Healthy 09/04/2018 at 15:53

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If you are parking in the normal spot, then yes you are a dick. That space is there so someone who needs a ramp has room to unload, not so that you can decrease the risk of door dings. If you are parking in the handicapped spot, and the spot on the other side of the access area is a normal spot then it is probably fine, as long as there is still plenty of room for people to get by.

itschrome > Textured Soy Protein 09/04/2018 at 16:01

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great, now I want dumpling and Maserati Coupe.. 

Textured Soy Protein > CalzoneGolem 09/04/2018 at 16:02

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Usually Chinese places have *some* kind of veggie dumplings, but they vary in quality. These were like a C+ or maybe B-. Solid effort.

Kim Jong - Healthy > facw 09/04/2018 at 16:03

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picture for reference:

with the angle of the spots, is there anyway i’d be constricting their ramp?

(this is how close i  park to that line everyday)

CalzoneGolem > Textured Soy Protein 09/04/2018 at 16:11

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I’m not sure how I feel about noodle filled dumplings.

Textured Soy Protein > CalzoneGolem 09/04/2018 at 16:13

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They’re in there for a different element from the crunchy cabbage and carrots. I’m all about noodles and/ or tofu mixed in with veggie dumplings.

facw > Kim Jong - Healthy 09/04/2018 at 16:15

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That doesn’t seem bad.

Textured Soy Protein > CalzoneGolem 09/04/2018 at 16:17

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The funny thing is, I went to Walmart because it’s close to my office, and because I needed to get Oxiclean Free, not the regular Oxiclean with sniffy stuff in it, because my wife prefers all our laundry chemicals to be non-sniffy. But the Walmart website showed Oxiclean Free as in stock at this fancy Walmart, when reality it was not, and I probably messed up the in-stock filter on the search. You know where it is in stock? Target, by my house.

Walmart was far from a bust though because I scored some cheap Rain-X Bug Remover windshield washer fluid, and WD-40 with the built -in flip-up straw, and an A/C “recharge” (more like top-up) kit and Target doesn’t have stuff like that anyway.

CalzoneGolem > Textured Soy Protein 09/04/2018 at 16:19

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Those WD-40s are the business .

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Kim Jong - Healthy 09/04/2018 at 17:20

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Eh, you’re still in the lines, that’s better than the average person can do on accident.